How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

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Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

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Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What's the main religion of most ghosts?

Boo dism

How do ghost listen to music?

With a bootooth

Package Jokes More Package Jokes

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?

I'm melting!

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Bed Sheet Jokes More Bed Sheet Jokes

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

What do you call a beetle in the bed sheets?

John Linen

Macy Jokes More Macy Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys