Bed Sheet Jokes

What do you call a beetle in the bed sheets?

John Linen

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How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

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Sheet Music Jokes More Sheet Music Jokes

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

Composer Jokes More Composer Jokes

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

Package Jokes More Package Jokes

Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why do black people spend so much on their shoes?

You would to if you had such a long walk home.

What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

insolvent