Bed Sheet Jokes

What do you call a beetle in the bed sheets?

John Linen

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How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

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What did the Pope say when he first saw the Shroud of Turin?

Holy Sheet!

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

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What do you call an undercover cop?

A pig in a blanket.

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

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Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

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What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

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Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

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What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction

Composer Jokes More Composer Jokes

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

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How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess