Why is taking spanish 2 so awesome?

You get a lot of puse.

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Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

They're short 2 towers.

Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.

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What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.