Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

What's your stand on renewable energy?

I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.