Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

How do you tell a good farmer?

He's outstanding in his field

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

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What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

How did Ellen Pao get her job as CEO or Reddit?

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Google Jokes More Google Jokes

Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)