Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why The Scarecrow Won The Nobel Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field!!

How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

How long were you at your last job?

A: "Seven-and-a-half inches... same as now"

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb ?

All of them actually . Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb .