Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What's another term for a prodigal farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field.

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

Why couldn't the motorcycle stand on it's own?

because it was too tired.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!