Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What did one cancer cell say to the other cancer cell ?

Let's go get Jobs.

What happens if you sing country music backwards?

A: You get your job and your wife back.

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)