Why couldn't the motorcycle stand on it's own?

because it was too tired.

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What should you do if you're cold?

Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.

Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

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Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

Why couldn't the motorcycle stand on it's own?

because it was too tired.