Why couldn't the motorcycle stand on it's own?

because it was too tired.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

What does the "B" Stand for in "Benoit B. Mandelbrot"?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.