Why couldn't the motorcycle stand on it's own?

because it was too tired.

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What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?

A wind tunnel.

What should you do when you are cold?

Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees

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Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!