Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

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Why should you stand in a corner when you are cold?

Because corners are

Why do women have shorter feet?

So they can stand closer to the kitchen counter.

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How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

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What's white and in the men's 100M final?

The lines.

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

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Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

What do Glenn Rhee, Jon Snow, and the Terminator have in common?

They'll be back.

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What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.