Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

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Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

What should you do if you're cold?

Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.

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Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?

One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.

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Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

If you see a robbery at an Apple Store...

Does that make you an iWitness?

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What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

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What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

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How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.