Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

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Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

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Does that make you an iWitness?

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Mmm. Canapes."

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Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch