Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

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Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

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Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.