What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

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What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.

Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

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What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

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What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

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What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

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Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.