What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican say to the Italian?

Que pasta

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

to raise his spirits

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.