What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

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What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

What's the difference between a tumblrite and a coprolite?

Their age.

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What do you call a Mexican who is high?

A Baked Bean!

What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

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Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

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What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

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Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.