What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

What did Jesus say to the Mexicans?

Don't do anything until I get back

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

to raise his spirits

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.