What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What is a Mexicans Favorite book?

TE-QUILA MOCKINGBIRD!

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

What do you call a family of Orthopaedic doctors ?

A Joint family.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ?

One can raise a child

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

What did the orphan poker player say?

Will you raise me?