What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

What's the difference between an erection and a Camaro?

I don't have a Camaro....

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

Buffalo Jokes More Buffalo Jokes

What do you call a 200 year old Buffalo?

A bison-tennial.

What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"

Attorney Jokes More Attorney Jokes

What does an attorney wear to work?

A: A law suit.

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!