What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Buffalo Jokes More Buffalo Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son."

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

Attorney Jokes More Attorney Jokes

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

What does an attorney wear to work?

A: A law suit.