What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why do warriors make bad business men ?

They charge too much !

Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

Buffalo Jokes More Buffalo Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

Attorney Jokes More Attorney Jokes

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!