What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Buffalo Jokes More Buffalo Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

What does a buffalo says to his son before going to school?

Bison

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

Attorney Jokes More Attorney Jokes

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.