What does an attorney wear to work?

A: A law suit.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.

What did the dwarf pimp say to his working girl?

Hi hoe, hi hoe. It's off to work you go!

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Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

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How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.