What does an attorney wear to work?

A: A law suit.

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What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard ?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

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How do you know when a hippy chick is on the rag?

She's only wearing one sock.

Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

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Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.