A: A law suit.
You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.
ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.
T-shoes!
You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.
An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?
All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."
