What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

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What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?

A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud!" while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"

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How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

Why do fencers love Reddit?

Because of all the *ripostes*

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What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

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Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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What does apathy sound like?

I'm Ellen Pao, AMA

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What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

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Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !