What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

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What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

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Why would Ellen Pao not do her own AMA?

General Pao's chicken.

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick

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What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!