What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between... deer nuts and beer nuts?

Beer nuts are over a dollar deer nuts are under a buck. (old but good)

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

Junk Jokes More Junk Jokes

What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

Drawer Jokes More Drawer Jokes

What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!