What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

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What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke?

You can't top a good pizza joke.

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What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

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What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

Junk Jokes More Junk Jokes

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

Drawer Jokes More Drawer Jokes

What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common?

They were both caught with hands in their drawers.