What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?

The electoral college in 2016.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Junk Jokes More Junk Jokes

What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

Drawer Jokes More Drawer Jokes

What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!

How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.