What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

Junk Jokes More Junk Jokes

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

Drawer Jokes More Drawer Jokes

What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common?

They were both caught with hands in their drawers.