Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

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Profanity.

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A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

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Ewoks

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

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Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.