What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

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Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

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What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

Why can't anything be easy?

I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual.

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What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.