Why can't anything be easy?

I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual.

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What is a Redneck virgin?

A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

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What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"