Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

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Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

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Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

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How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

Why do squirrels swim on their back?

To keep their nuts dry.

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Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

All of them a crossbar can't jump!

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

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Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.