Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

It didn't peso well.

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

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What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why don't White Elephants run?

because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

What do you call an orange cat in summer?

Shedder Cheese!

Where do admins go for summer break?

Banned camp.

Summer Olympic Jokes More Summer Olympic Jokes

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.