Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

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What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

What is Mexico's favorite sport?

Cross-country

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What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

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Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox

What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

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What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !

What's black and can't swim?

A microwave oven.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

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What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle"

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Summer Olympic Jokes More Summer Olympic Jokes

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.