Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

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What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

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What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

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Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

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Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

How do you find out that a cricket hears with its legs?

First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.

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What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle"

What's a hipsters favorite season?

Summer, they like it before it's cool

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Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.