Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What do you call Squidward's Protest Group in Mexico?

Counter-Esp on ge

What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

Usa Jokes More Usa Jokes

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did you do in Iran?

I ran.

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you call four Mexicans who can't swim?

Cuatro cincos.

What's black and can't swim?

A microwave oven.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

How does ISIS cool down in the summer time?

In a blow up pool

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Summer Olympic Jokes More Summer Olympic Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.