Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

What's the most popular sport in Mexico?

Cross-country.

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Who succeeded the first President of the USA ?

The second one !

What country is next to USA?

USB.

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What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill?

Running . . . JK! Rolling

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

How does ISIS cool down in the summer time?

In a blow up pool

Summer Olympic Jokes More Summer Olympic Jokes

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.