Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

Usa Jokes More Usa Jokes

What do you call a bee that was born in the USA?

USB

What country is next to USA?

USB.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How are America and McDonald's similar?

They are both run by red-headed clowns.

What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).

What was the almond tree doing all damn summer long?

Nuttin'

Summer Olympic Jokes More Summer Olympic Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.