Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar

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What do you call a flying Grizzly?

a bearoplane

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

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Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar