Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar

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Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

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Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.