Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar

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Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

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Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

What do you get when you dissolve Zyklon B into Israel's water supply?

A final solution