What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

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Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

What do you call an elderly Mexican man?

A senr citizen

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Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

What do baby pythons play with?

Rattle-snakes.

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What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What's on the TV?

I said "Dust!"

What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust