What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

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What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.

What do you call a Communist Mexican?

A Gaucho Marxist

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Why is a violin difficult to play?

Because it is fiddly!

What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

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When should funerals occur?

Mourning

What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

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How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....