What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

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What's black, white, asian, and mexican?

A lazy panda.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

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What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.

Why does Piglett smell nasty?

He plays with Pooh.

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How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

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How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....