What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

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What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What do you call a Mexican woman with a large labia minora?

Cunstwaylow

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What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

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Why was Steve Jobbs funeral an open casket?

So the attendees could get some face-time.

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

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What's on the TV?

I said "Dust!"

What are you doing man?

Him: " I am dusting off man.."