What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

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What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

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Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

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What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

Round of 16

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What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

A gnatural disaster.

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What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

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Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

Jazz Jokes More Jazz Jokes

Which group of people are the best at jazz?

The Saxons!

Why do you never see red headed Jazz musicians?

They have no soul...

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What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician?

To the airport please

How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

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Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

Why couldn't the chord get into the bar?

She was A minor.