Chord Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

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Which chord is essential to every Christian song?

Gsus

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

Why couldn't the chord get into the bar?

She was A minor.

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

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It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

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What is Stevie Wonder's favorite key to play in?

C minor

What is Stevie Wonder's favorite guitar chord?

C Minor

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What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

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Because 7 8 9

What's got 8 feet and 10 shoes?

The McCann Family.

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What goes: Click. "Did I get it?

Click. "Did I get it " Stevie Wonder solving a Rubik's Cube.

What is Stevie Wonder's favorite key to play in?

C minor

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What do you call people that you hate?

Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

Jazz Musician Jokes More Jazz Musician Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

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What happens when you drop a piano in a mine?

A Flat Minor

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.