Chord Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

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Which chord is essential to every Christian song?

Gsus

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

Why couldn't the chord get into the bar?

She was A minor.

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

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Why did they name themselves AC/DC?

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

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What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

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What's a Christian's favourite guitar chord?

G-sus

What's God's favorite guitar chord?

G sus

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What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

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Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

What do you call an attractive bee who goes to bars?

A bar-bee!

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What do you call an actor who converts to Judaism?

A Christian bail.

What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

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What's a Christian's favourite chord progression?

G,Esus.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.