What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

Previous Random Joke Next

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

What's a clowns favorite thing to do?

Children

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Chord Jokes More Chord Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.