What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

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What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim?

TWIGERING

What do you call children born into a whorehouse?

Your kids

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's better than four roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano into a mine?

A-flat "minor"

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Chord Jokes More Chord Jokes

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

Why couldn't the chord get into the bar?

She was A minor.