What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

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What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

A: Learning from your mistakes.

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

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What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

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What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

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What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord?

A flat minor

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

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Why couldn't the chord get into the bar?

She was A minor.

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.