What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?

a pianist

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft?

A flat minor.

Chord Jokes More Chord Jokes

Which chord is essential to every Christian song?

Gsus

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.