What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why is American Airlines the best airlines company?

Because they are the only one to drop you directly to your office.

Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

What's the difference between a tuna and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Chord Jokes More Chord Jokes

Which chord is essential to every Christian song?

Gsus

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3