Flat Minor Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

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What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord?

A flat minor

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What do you get if you drop a piano into a mine?

A-flat "minor"

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

What happens when you drop a piano in a mine?

A Flat Minor

What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft?

A flat minor.

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Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

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The tip!

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

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Mineshaft Jokes More Mineshaft Jokes

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

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He can never find the Loki.

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They always forget Tupac.

How could I forget, mate?

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