Flat Minor Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

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What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord?

A flat minor

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What do you get if you drop a piano into a mine?

A-flat "minor"

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

What happens when you drop a piano in a mine?

A Flat Minor

What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft?

A flat minor.

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A: Play the piano until you find the right key.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

He was 0K.

What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Coal Jokes More Coal Jokes

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Chord Jokes More Chord Jokes

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

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Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.