Waitress Jokes

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

A: uh, me so sorry.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

When can you tell your waitress is having a bad day?

When she has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

You might also enjoy:

Concern Jokes More Concern Jokes

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

China Jokes More China Jokes

What is China's favorite ice cream flavor?

Licorice

Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

Liberian Jokes More Liberian Jokes

Where are you from?

So where are you from?" "I'm a Liberian" "Oh sorry" *whispers*

What did the New Yorker order from the Liberian waitress?

Ebola soup!

Magician Jokes More Magician Jokes

What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti?

Pesto chango

What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Mohel Jokes More Mohel Jokes

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

What did the mohel bring to the BBQ potluck?

His homemade Bris-kit.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people