Waitress Jokes

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

A: uh, me so sorry.

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When can you tell your waitress is having a bad day?

When she has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

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Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

What do you call customers at Lidl?

Lidl people.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

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Where did the one legged waitress work?

IHOP

Where does a legged waitress work?

IHOP.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

Quack! Quack! Quack!"

What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What do conspiracy nuts do to fall asleep?

They count sheeple.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

six more weeks of bad hockey!

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks?

Because the water is a distraction.

What do you call a runner who hates every event but his own?

A raceist

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to China?

All the dongs.

What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)