A: uh, me so sorry.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
When she has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.
IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.
A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.
Because they never leave a tip.
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress
Then I frown & order the soup.
She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.
Tips waitress*
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.
Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.
gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously
The size of the tip.
I've bean everywhere, ma'am!
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.
They got Bale.
It doesn't matter where you drop them off.
You can drop her off anywhere!
Only one nights sleep til Christmas!
Morgue Attendant
He was surrounded by phone-ys!
Because he always called shotgun
Miso sorry...
Miso impossible
China!
Because then they'd have to hold erections.
He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."
Oxidants happen,
IHOP
IHOP.