What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

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What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

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How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

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How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

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What does a stoner order at a mexican restaurant?

carne asuuuuhhduuh

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

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What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.