What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

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A Taco bell.

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Who's there ! Bean ! Bean who ?

Bean working very hard today !

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Because he was bean stalked.....

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What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

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a b-r-r-r-r-ito

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What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.