Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

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What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

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Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

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How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

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Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

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Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.

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Who doesn't want to be a millionaire?

Well, certainly not a billionaire.

Which country has the most millionaires?

Zimbabwe.