How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.

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Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

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Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

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What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

Why can't cats vote?

Because they are non-voting felines!