How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.

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Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

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Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

Why did the Republican get a sunburn?

Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.

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What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.