How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.

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What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Organized crime.

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How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

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What was Robert E. Lee voted in his High School Yearbook?

Most likely to Secede"

What's the shortest way to the front page?

Up vote to find out.