How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.

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Why did the artist throw his eraser away?

Because it wasn't

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

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Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

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What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920

What do Asians do during an erection?

They vote