Middle school.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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Republicans weren't off of work yet.
How much damage can their Weiner make...
Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.
A: Elephants never forget.
Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!
Dems!
Republicans have them thrown out.
Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.
So he'll only be the second worst president ever.
None, they're all screwed.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Hide it in a science book.
Because they know how to shut the House down.
Dracula.
Because it needs some bragging rights.
Take your foot off of their head.
Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.
Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.
They both want to make money off of other people's work!
Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.
Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.
NEIN!"
Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.
Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag
Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.
With a plunger.
Clothed minded
Because the directions say to apply it liberally.
They want everything to be straight.
Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.
To bitter fit in my uterus.
Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.
the republican presidential candidates.
They're usually the elephant in the room
HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.
Gnomenclature.
The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.
They think long and hard before they touch weiner.
He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.
Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
A last name
How they process things.
The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.
A: None. The democrats do that.
A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.
They go to the polls and vote.
Americans who voted for Hillary
