Middle school.
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Republicans weren't off of work yet.
How much damage can their Weiner make...
Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.
A: Elephants never forget.
Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!
Dems!
Republicans have them thrown out.
Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.
So he'll only be the second worst president ever.
None, they're all screwed.
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Hide it in a science book.
Because they know how to shut the House down.
Dracula.
Because it needs some bragging rights.
Take your foot off of their head.
Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.
Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.
They both want to make money off of other people's work!
Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.
Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.
NEIN!"
Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.
Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag
Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.
With a plunger.
Clothed minded
Because the directions say to apply it liberally.
They want everything to be straight.
Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.
To bitter fit in my uterus.
Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.
the republican presidential candidates.
They're usually the elephant in the room
Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...
My donation check to the orphanage.
A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.
Wohahaha! That was funny! XD
We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.
The Allahu ak-Bar
He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado
Because 9/11 was an inside dog.
I'll take a shot"
Just a couple of shots
A nun with a spear through her head.
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
Because they can't get the wrapper off.
A: Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.
