Weiner Jokes

What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

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What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube?

The more you twist them the harder they get.

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

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Why isn't there a Jared's for boys?

Oh wait, there is.

Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted

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Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why is a dachshund a cowboy's favorite dog?

They're always singing about getting a "long little doggy".

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What do you do when an angry pack of clowns confronts you and tries to fight?

Go straight for the juggler.

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D

How did the hipster burn her tongue?

She ate her soup before it was cool

Rubik Jokes More Rubik Jokes

Who uses a Rubik's Fleshlight?

Incubators.

What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube?

The more you twist them the harder they get.

Memory Jokes More Memory Jokes

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!

Damage Jokes More Damage Jokes

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.