What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

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What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?

A pilot, you f'n racist!!

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

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Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

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What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.