What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

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What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

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Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

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Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.

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What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.