What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

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What happens when Bosnian terrorists start attacking municipal government buildings?

It Herzegovina

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They Leave a Trail of Tears

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What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

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What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

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In porking lots.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!