What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

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Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

What happens to someone who gets attacked by bees?

They get bee'd up

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What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

Quid each.

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What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore."

What's Pink and Hard???

A Pig with a Flip Knife.

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What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers