Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

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Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

What is 61 to a blonde?

A: She wants 8 (ate) more.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.