Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

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What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

nice watch"

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

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What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

What do you call a black guy that flys a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

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What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

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Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

relationshipgulls