Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

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Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you !

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What is smaller than a teeny weenie fly?

A fly's teeny weenie.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

a bagel

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

A: Steven Seagull