What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

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What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan?

Qui-Gon Gin.

What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

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What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

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Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

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What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me