What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

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Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba?

It's the Hemming way.

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What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?

He died in agony !

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

it's must-up ..

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What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!

How did they get them ?

I said - " fly fishing" and yes he is transgender.

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What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."