What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

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What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

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What happens when you are banned on a muslim server?

you are turbanned

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.

Why is one side of the flying-V longer than the other?

Because there's more birds in it.

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What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

How do bees go to school?

They take the buzz