Buzz Jokes

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What did Jessie say to Buzz after the condom broke?

There's a mistake in my womb.

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How do bees go to school?

They take the buzz

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?

A bee in a submarine !

Why do bees buzz ?

Because they can't whistle !

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What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet ?

A bee is an aeroplane !

What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?

A Space Invader.

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have?

Neil.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

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What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

A: Wait at the buzz stop.

What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

Click Jokes More Click Jokes

Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?

Click Whittington

How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Click here to find out!

Bait Jokes More Bait Jokes

What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

A: By scareplane.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

When you go to a regular movie, a friend asks you "so how good was the movie?

When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "

What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

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What do your mom and Poland have in common?

a lot of countries have been inside her.

What do you call a guy in a lot of debt?

Owen.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

Why is the moon so grumpy?

It's just going through one of its phases.