What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

Mother Day Jokes More Mother Day Jokes

What did Sigmund Freud do for mother's day?

His mom.

What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day?

G u knit