What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack

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When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack

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What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline?

I'll tell you tomorrow

What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

you seamstressed

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What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day?

G u knit

What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.