What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

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Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?

He had no body to go with !

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

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How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good."

Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

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What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite