What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite

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Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas?

Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad

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How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?

He had no body to go with !

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What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.

How does Dracula keep fit?

He plays batminton.

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What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite