What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite

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What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

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What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

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Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

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What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite