What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite

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Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

Michael google.

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How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

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What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite