What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

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When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.

What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

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Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

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Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

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Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own?

He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!