What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

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What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.

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Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

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What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!