What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

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What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ?

He went down really well !

What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

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What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

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Why don't midgets like barbecues?

because the steaks are too high.

What did the black student get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce