How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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How do you organize wet books?

With the mildewy decimal system!

How do you get thrown out of a concentration camp?

Bad for moral Cutting in line Organizing hunger strikes

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Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts

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Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?

He had no body to go with !

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !