What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

A: One of them is organized.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

Why does government matter?

It doesn't.

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

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How do you organize wet books?

With the mildewy decimal system!

What do you call a french organized crime detective?

J'accuza

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it