What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

A: One of them is organized.

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

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What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

A: One of them is organized.

How do you organize an outer space party?

You planet

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What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.