What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

A: One of them is organized.

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What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

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What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

What do you call the 'n' in government?

CryptoN Only few will get this

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What do you call a french organized crime detective?

J'accuza

How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

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How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.