What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

A: One of them is organized.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

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How do you get thrown out of a concentration camp?

Bad for moral Cutting in line Organizing hunger strikes

How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.