What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

A: One of them is organized.

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What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

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How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

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How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

How do you organize wet books?

With the mildewy decimal system!

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How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

What do you call the mafia of aggressive pepper salesmen?

The all up in yo business.