What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

Booquet Jokes More Booquet Jokes

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.

What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

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What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

What's the most confusing day in a Mormon home?

Mother's Day.