A booquet of flowers.
Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.
What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.
Mother's Day.
A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.
