Booquet Jokes

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.

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What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

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Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What is the friend zone?

It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.

What do Kim Kardashian, and my girlfriend have in common?

They're both made up.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

Mother Day Jokes More Mother Day Jokes

What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day?

G u knit

What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack