Booquet Jokes

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.

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What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

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Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.

Why can't my girlfriend perform at open mic night?

Because she's a cover thief.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

What do you call a clown that gives you flowers?

A Romantic Jester!

Mother Day Jokes More Mother Day Jokes

What did Sigmund Freud do for mother's day?

His mom.

What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

How do red necks celebrate Halloween?

Pump kin

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultry-geist.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do your mom and Poland have in common?

a lot of countries have been inside her.

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.