Booquet Jokes

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.

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What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

Why did the flower fall over?

It was a little daisy

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?

You slow down and use lube ( )

What is the friend zone?

It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.

Mother Day Jokes More Mother Day Jokes

What's the most confusing day in a Mormon home?

Mother's Day.

What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

pumpkin

Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Who's there ! Boo ! Boo who ?

Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law