Booquet Jokes

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.

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What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

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Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

Mother Day Jokes More Mother Day Jokes

What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How can you tell if you have a high sperm count ?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she can swallow,

How did the truck get his girlfriend?

Pickup lines

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What do you say upon hearing a bad Halloween joke?

Booooooo, Booooooo

What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary