Booquet Jokes

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

You might also enjoy:

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Why did the flower fall over?

It was a little daisy

Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why was the young strawberry upset?

Cause his mom was in a jam. :(

What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?

Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)" !!!

What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

Mother Day Jokes More Mother Day Jokes

What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day?

G u knit