What do Kim Kardashian, and my girlfriend have in common?

They're both made up.

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What should you do if your girlfriend is choking?

Back up a couple of inches.

What gets larger every time I see my Girlfriend?

My credit card bill.

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What do Kim Kardashian, and my girlfriend have in common?

They're both made up.

What did Kim Kardashian's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing, they've never been together!