What do Kim Kardashian, and my girlfriend have in common?

They're both made up.

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What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

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How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

What do Kim Kardashian and her dad have in common?

They both got famous for getting a black man off.