What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?

Trying to look upset.

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Why do marble statues look so mean?

A: They have hearts of stone.

What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?

The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.

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What does a food lover do when they try a new food?

They CURIOUSLY MASTERCATE.

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

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What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?

It's a dead letter day.

What is the friend zone?

It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.

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Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

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What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice