What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?

Trying to look upset.

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IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"

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Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.

What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.