What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?

Trying to look upset.

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What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?

Trying to look upset.