What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?

Trying to look upset.

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Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

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How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

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What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?

Her miscarriage

What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

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What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.