What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

doesn't matter... must not look down..

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What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

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An irrelephant.

What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

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What's the worst thing you can hear after giving Willie Nelson a bj?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

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Your mom never gave me reddit gold.

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What does 90 year old Pu$$y taste like?

What does 90 year old Pu$$y taste like? Depends...

What does a 90 year old woman taste like?

Depends.