What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

doesn't matter... must not look down..

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What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

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He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

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How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

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What's the worst thing you can hear after giving Willie Nelson a bj?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

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He wanted to go down on history.

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What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

doesn't matter... must not look down..

What does a 90 year old woman taste like?

Depends.