What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

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What the band's name?

me: looking over desk for ideas Inbox(29)

What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

Why does Beyonce sing the song "to the left"?

Because black people have no rights...

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.

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What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook