What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

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Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

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Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What are you talking about?

I got my hair straightened out."

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How does a chef get to work?

He woks.

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?

It became a daddy short legs !

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What food is bad for epileptic people?

Seizure salad

Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.