What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

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Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

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What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs?

PARSLEYMONIOUS

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

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What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's