What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

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What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

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How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

What do you call the hair of a centaur?

Humane.

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Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

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How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry