What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

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What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?

Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.

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Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs?

PARSLEYMONIOUS

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Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.