How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Glue doorknobs to the walls.

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Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

Who punishes Colorado underage smokers?

COPD

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Glue doorknobs to the walls.