Why There is No Readhead in Hell ?

God does not punish twice.

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God Jokes More God Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation..."

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school !

Punish Jokes More Punish Jokes

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

Who punishes Colorado underage smokers?

COPD