Why There is No Readhead in Hell ?

God does not punish twice.

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God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

Punish Jokes More Punish Jokes

Why is it difficult to punish vampires?

They can't reflect on what they've done.

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.