Why There is No Readhead in Hell ?

God does not punish twice.

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God Jokes More God Jokes

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

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Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself?

He was already suspended.

How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Glue doorknobs to the walls.