Why There is No Readhead in Hell ?

God does not punish twice.

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What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

What do Spanish Muslims call their God?

Ollah!

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What is white and gold and black and blue?

A blonde in a physically abusive relationship. See you guys in hell.

What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

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Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him?

A: Rearranged the furniture