Why There is No Readhead in Hell ?

God does not punish twice.

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How did the wasps take that news?

God: Err...

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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What the hell is albatrout?

That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

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Why There is No Readhead in Hell ?

God does not punish twice.

Why is it difficult to punish vampires?

They can't reflect on what they've done.