What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

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Why is the vice president always so self-obsessed?

Because he lives at the navel observatory

Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery

Flash Jokes More Flash Jokes

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

Annoy Jokes More Annoy Jokes

Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.