What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

Flash Jokes More Flash Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

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How do you annoy someone from r/Jokes?

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How do you annoy people on Reddit?

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