How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

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Why did Santa divorce Mrs Clause?

because he only came once a year

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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What is the most painful cereal known to man kind?

Banana Nut Crunch.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

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What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ?

Warren !

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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What do you call a woman that is beautiful and smart?

An actress.

What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

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Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.