What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

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What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

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Why are giraffes' necks so long?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies.

What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

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What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.