What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

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What's Santa's favourite heavy metal band?

Sleigher

Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

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Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

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What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

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How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.