What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What is Santa's favorite band?

Slayer.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

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How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

Welfare Jokes More Welfare Jokes

What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.