What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

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What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

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What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.