What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.

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Trying to read the road signs!!!

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The planes were stalin.

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Crimea River

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A zombie.

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Brains. What is a dyslexic zombies' favorite food Brians.

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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Put them inside a woman's body.

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They were afraid of Stalin.

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A Conch.

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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What was Carl Sagan's favorite drink?

Cosmos.

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.