What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

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I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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Because he was Snowden.

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Mentally dis-cabled.

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Cuz they were stalin'!

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M'otherland"

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The Elf and Saftey Executive.

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

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Linen

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A Conch.

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.